oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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