in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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