That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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