He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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