this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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