he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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