last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My ATM looks so different sober.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
