It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
