I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.