no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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