Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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