Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
We need to get me chipped asap
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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