I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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