Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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