Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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