no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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