She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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