Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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