Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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