so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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