So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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