I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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