He had one of those small greek statue penises
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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