I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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