youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...