she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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