hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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