Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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