So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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