I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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