I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
do nipples grow back?
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