Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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