when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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