...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Non-Jews are for practice
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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