For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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