Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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