so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
