awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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