I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
