community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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