Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
