I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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