Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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