On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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