I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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