Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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