He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize