Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
its not stalking. its research.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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