My sheets look like a crime scene.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
