1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I am naked and annoyed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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