we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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