the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
