all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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