i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am midnight drunk by noon
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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