We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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