So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
her facebook's as public as her vagina
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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