we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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