you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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