fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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